1. Stare blankly at computer screen trying to think of subject to write about.

2. Stare a little longer.

3. Go pour cup of coughee for inspiration.

4. Stare some more.

5. Look at clock, realize you are late for work. >.<

6. Go to work; get real busy; have sudden inspiration for article.

7. Continue working at work.

8. Get home; check notifications; respond where required, give likes, add comments, etc.

9. Go to bed.

10. Wake up in middle of night and realize you forgot to write article.

11. Arise the next morning and realize you can't remember the subject you chose for your article. >.<

12. Stare blankly at computer screen trying to think of subject to write about.

13. Stare a little longer.

14. Go pour cup of coughee for inspiration.

15. Stare some more.

16. Look at clock, realize you are late for work. >.<

17. Go to work; get real busy; have sudden inspiration for article.

18. Continue working at work.

19. Get home; check notifications; respond where required, give likes, add comments, etc.

20. Go to bed.

21. Wake up in middle of night and realize you forgot to write article.

22. Arise the next morning and realize you can't remember the subject you chose for your article. >.<

23. Give up and write satiric article on how to write an article.

#sarcasm #satire