I would like to introduce to you "The Flying Spaghetti Monster."
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is an ethereal, intangible and an occult being in the heavens praised by my kind, the Pastafarians.
He watches over me, sees everything I do and loves me unconditionally. If I am down or happy, or just simply calling out his name, he reaches out with his "noodly," spaghetti arms to soothe my pain and suffering.
I don't have a shred of logical and scientific evidence to prove him. My kind knows that the Flying Spaghetti Monster is as real as any religion's god.
Note: Respect my belief as I have respected yours.
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