Today was horrible, i was on the subway and i was asleep because it was a long journey, then all of a sudden ninyas jumped into the windows and ripped of my pants, then they held me down and shoved a skewer through my penis hole. it stung soooo bad, then i came back to my trailer with a skewer in my dick hole. And i found my wife passed out naked on my bed, but she had a penis!! I walked up to her but she jumped up and pushed me to the ground, then she forced me to suck her penis. It taste like a dead raccoon's butt hole. Then she took a hack saw and cut of my dick, then raped me in the ass with it. It was the worst day ever!!!