#1. Stare blankly at computer screen trying to think of subject to write about.

#2. Stare a little longer.

#3. Go pour cup of coughee for inspiration.

#4. Stare some more.

#5. Look at clock, realize you are late for work. >.<

#6. Go to work; get real busy; have sudden inspiration for article.

#7. Continue working at work.

#8. Get home; check notifications; respond where required, give likes, add comments, etc.

#9. Go to bed.

#10. Wake up in middle of night and realize you forgot to write article.

#11. Arise the next morning and realize you can't remember the subject you chose for your article. >.<

#12. Stare blankly at computer screen trying to think of subject to write about.

#13. Stare a little longer.

#14. Go pour cup of coughee for inspiration.

#15. Stare some more.

#16. Look at clock, realize you are late for work. >.<

#17. Go to work; get real busy; have sudden inspiration for article.

#18. Continue working at work.

#19. Get home; check notifications; respond where required, give likes, add comments, etc.

#20. Go to bed.

#21. Wake up in middle of night and realize you forgot to write article.

#22. Arise the next morning and realize you can't remember the subject you chose for your article. >.<

#23. Give up and write satiric article on how to write an article.

+Sarcasm
+Satire