Animals are getting married in China!!! A Sheep and a Deer Found Love. (Bitter women are in real trouble now.)

WAIT… animals are finding swirl love and a good man now? You humans are really screwed now if filthy sheep are jumping the broom before you do. Good luck with your love life now. I have so many questions. First, who in China spoke sheep and deer language to know what needed to happen on whatever day with whatever chosen bouquet? Here’s the original story:



In Barnyard Animal Swirling News : A Sheep Has Married A Deer in China



Must be love?



Three months or so ago, reports began to surface that a sheep and a deer were carrying on a love affair at a Chinese zoo:



The two animals first drew the attention of the internet back in November when pictures of the two cuddling and then copulating circulated throughout China’s social media. The male sheep, “Long Hair,” and female deer, “Pure Child,” were treated to a wedding bath and a banquet of carrots and grass with other park animals and guests. Aside from a brief hiccup when Pure Child got nervous and momentarily left the “groom” at the altar, the two eventually made their way through an “I Do Gate” constructed by staff to affirm their “love.”



Despite the feel-good nature of the story, many netizens continue to dispute the veracity of the relationship as well as the appropriateness of an inter-species mock-marriage in a country that as of yet forbids non-traditional marriages.



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