So, it's all over the news that Miley Cyrus has committed suicide by hanging herself at her Hollywood residence after suffering traumatic stress. It does not say what the traumatic stress was, possibly it was her own horror over the vulgarity of her recently televised performance.

Fans may breathe a sigh of relief ... the rumor is unfounded. Apparently young Ms. Cyrus is alive and well and therefore still able to feel shame and embarrassment for how poorly her recent publicity reflected upon herself and her upbringing.

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